Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Dear President Obama


Dear President Obama,

 I'd like to preface this open letter by saying that I am still pulling for you.  However, do not expect me to get through the rest of your administration sober.   Like Julian Assange, I issue to you a poison pill threat.  If you don't get your shit together, I will become a full blown alcoholic.  Please find a way to save the middle class and my liver while not catering to the rich and corporations.  If you don't, much of your voting base may be too drunk to come vote for you in 2012.  

Still Hoping, 

Jill

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