Saturday, December 18, 2010

Republivention

In light of this tax bill compromise, I had a thought.  I was trying to figure out why the democrats aren't putting up a fight or why they let the republicans walk all over them.  I know that they have good intentions, some of them anyways.  So I think the reason for all of this is that they just don't know what else to do and ultimately they are enabling the Republicans. 

For example, have you ever seen that show, Intervention?  You've got the crazy crack head in the middle of the whole thing just running around like a chicken with their head cut off, ruining everyone's lives, and they don't care because they have what they want.  And then you have the poor mom or sister on the side who says, "I just want them to do the right thing" and gives them rides, money, and places to crash and do their drugs. Hmmm, sound familiar?

So what do the democrats need to do?  As that douchebag interventionist Jeff VanVonderan always says, we have to create their rock bottom.  You know what that means?  PUT UP A FUCKING FIGHT!  Create a rock bottom by telling them they can't have their way anymore.  Do something that doesn't involve rolling over and giving them all the power they want.  Because you know what's more addictive than heroin?  Money and Power.   And really, they do need a 'stupid' intervention anyway, why can't we just throw that in too?  

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